We do not know you, but we have too many apps. And by doing the math, we do not even use one-tenth of everything downloaded on a whim. But something tells me that you are going to be able to find a small place for one of his bad apps. Coquinettes!
Too many app kills the app? Not sure. In any case, the market is as saturated as the memory of our brand new iPhone. It’s simple, there is an app for everything. Rent, buy, pay a friend, go on a trip, get delivered, know where we are … But also calculate the date of our death, note the people we meet (hello Black Mirror fans ) or simulate a noise flush while in the bathroom. Yes, there is an app for everything and anything.
Did you know ?
Except that so far, we had not especially thought that there could be applications to boost our sex life. Tinder, we know but it still implies some involvement on our part. While there is much simpler to have fun without moving or cleaning in 10 minutes top Chrono in our apartment. Some applications transform your mobile phone squarely into a vibrator! As we are nice, we even put the links of these little jewels of technology. Winck, winck.
In the limbo of the Apple Store and Google Play, there are different apps designed to replace an erotic toy. Women Feel Love simply makes your smartphone vibrate. Basics. Can it combine with vibrate mode? Ok, we’re going too far. For its part, Massager Vibration App has been designed to provide a vibrant massage to women. In parallel, it can be used to soothe you before sleep (we see you coming) not by activating the massage but through relaxing sounds and music conducive to meditation. By cons, do not do both at the same time huh.
A sex toy in his pocket
We can continue long like that. iVibe , Xtreme Vibrator whose vibration is “to place where you want” , Extreme Vibrator App , Perfect Mobile Massager … Titles are similar and the features too, you’ll understand. If they are not all presented as alternatives to sex toys, we are not fooled. Especially when you see the pink and purple colors, the drawing of two people who are massaging or a logo in the shape of a carrot.
There are applications that turn your smartphone into a vibrator (do not thank girls)
We do not know you, but we have too many apps. And by doing the math, we do not even use one-tenth of everything downloaded on a whim. But something tells me that you are going to be able to find a small place for one of his bad apps. Coquinettes!
Too many app kills the app? Not sure. In any case, the market is as saturated as the memory of our brand new iPhone. It’s simple, there is an app for everything. Rent, buy, pay a friend, go on a trip, get delivered, know where we are … But also calculate the date of our death, note the people we meet (hello Black Mirror fans ) or simulate a noise flush while in the bathroom. Yes, there is an app for everything and anything.
Did you know ?
Except that so far, we had not specially thought that there could be applications to boost our sex life. Tinder, we know but it still implies some involvement on our part. While there is much simpler to have fun without moving or cleaning in 10 minutes top chrono in our apartment. Some applications transform your mobile phone squarely into a vibrator! As we are nice, we even put the links of these little jewels of technology. Winck, winck.
In the limbo of the Apple Store and Google Play, there are different apps designed to replace an erotic toy. Women Feel Love simply makes your smartphone vibrate. Basics. Can it combine with vibrate mode? Ok, we’re going too far. For its part, Massager Vibration App has been designed to provide a vibrant massage to women. In parallel, it can be used to soothe you before sleep (we see you coming) not by activating the massage but through relaxing sounds and music conducive to meditation. By cons, do not do both at the same time huh.
A sextoy in his pocket
We can continue long like that. iVibe , Xtreme Vibrator whose vibration is “to place where you want” , Extreme Vibrator App , Perfect Mobile Massager … Titles are similar and the features too, you’ll understand. If they are not all presented as alternatives to sextoys, we are not fooled. Especially when you see the pink and purple colors, the drawing of two people who are massaging or a logo in the shape of a carrot.
Well, on the other hand, at the wave level it must not be the top. But it remains cheaper (the vast majority of these apps is free) and especially less embarrassing than a small shopping trip to a sex shop. And then at least, it’s discreet. We do not end up opening our suitcase at the airport to show our wonderful pink plastic dildo or our cute little egg in front of the customs man. Just do not forget to put the airplane mode when you use it.
